Video: Naked, Muscular Men Carrying A Lot Of Meat Wanted In Florida Burger Joint Heist


Florida — the wacky crime and misdemeanor capital of America (if not the world) — is being terrorized by three young, hot, virile robbers with a penchant for frozen meat and an aversion to clothing.

Two naked college-aged men and their hunky underwear-clad accomplice burgled a Bonita Beach restaurant, but not for the cash or the prestige that comes with knocking off a local hamburger joint. Instead, they grabbed all the meat they could carry and made a buck-naked break for it.

Naked, Muscular Men Carrying A Lot Of Meat Wanted In Florida Burger Joint Heist

Naked, Muscular Men Carrying A Lot Of Meat Wanted In Florida Burger Joint Heist

Naked, Muscular Men Carrying A Lot Of Meat Wanted In Florida Burger Joint Heist

Naked, Muscular Men Carrying A Lot Of Meat Wanted In Florida Burger Joint Heist

The beefy burger bandits broke into Doc’s Beach House on Sunday and stole 60 hamburgers, three pounds of bacon, three red peppers and — I guess because this is Florida and they needed an appropriate getaway vehicle — a paddleboard.

Surveillance video showed the thieves walking around the kitchen nude or wearing briefs and looking around the food storage area for several minutes, the station reported. In addition to the burgers, the men also took three red peppers and some bacon.

The total value of the food was estimated at about $150, according to the station.

Detectives said they found red bell peppers on the beach a few hours later.

“They seemed to be laughing and having a very good time while they were committing a felony,” Trish Routte of Crime Stoppers told WXTX. “Caught on video, we’re pretty sure that someone is going to be able to identify them, and they’re looking at having a whole new series of photos taken, this time with their clothes on in a jailhouse outfit.”

On Wednesday, Southwest Crime Stoppers released the security footage of the swoon-worthy swindlers, though finding them shouldn’t be too hard since they left a trail of red peppers in their wake — Hansel and Gretel style.

The good folks at Doc’s, however, don’t seem to hold any grudges against their meat muggers. General manager and vice president Lou Bangert even joked that his two female waitresses are hoping for a repeat offense. “These two want to meet the bandits,” Bangert told News Press. “Everybody wants to work the night shift now.”

Odds are this was all part of some college prank or hazing ritual, since we all know how fond straight dudes are of getting naked for the sake of laughter and brotherly bonding. Burt with the ladies of Doc’s Beach House on the case, I’m sure their reign of sexy terror will soon come to an end.

And end in a paddleboard of shame the next morning.

http://ktla.com/2014/07/24/video-captures-naked-thieves-as-they-stole-burgers-bacon-from-florida-restaurant/

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