NSFW: 9 Cock & Cum Facts


As a man and more importantly, a gay man, I have a love of cock.  I think almost every man alive, straight or gay, loves his cock.  And as a gay man, I not only love my cock, but love looking at, touching, feeling other cocks, as well.

So, here’s 9 fun facts about the penis & semen.

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Boys will be boys, even as a fetus

Male fetuses can sport wood during the third trimester, according to Ultrasound tests.

Smells like a boner

Over the years, people have claimed many things to be aphrodisiacs.    Aromas reputed to increase penile blood flow: licorice, pumpkin pie, lavender, donuts, and chocolate.

Erections

A healthy male averages 11 erections per day—nine of them while asleep. After ejaculating, it can take him anywhere from two minutes to two weeks to achieve another erection.

Are you a “show-er” or a “grow-er”?

There are two types of penises. Know which type your man has. One type is called the grower. When becoming erect, it expands and elongates while the other which is called the shower is naturally big most times but it doesn’t get much bigger after getting an erection. On average, a limp penis will increase in volume 300% when it is erect. It will also contain more than eight to ten times its normal amount of blood.  Research has it that 79 percent of men have growers while 21 percent have showers.

The smaller side

History tells the sad tale of many men whose full erections didn’t even stretch out to a half-inch. Scientists refer to this condition as “micropenis,” which can be surgically remedied to the point where the sufferer can boast of a still-laughable post-op three-inch schween. For every 35 or so pounds that a man gains, his penis will appear an inch smaller. Napoleon was rumored to be totin’ a notoriously small cock, causing him to freak out and attempt conquering the world. The ancient Greeks favored itty-bitty male organs, deeming them more visually pleasing than veiny purple power tools.

Interestingly, in Brooklyn New York, there is an annual “Smallest Penis” contest. For more info about this, please see our posting:  http://mymentalmedley.com/2014/04/26/june-14th-brooklyns-smallest-penis-contest-is-back-for-2014-is-back/

The bigger side

The biggest erect penis ever recorded was 13.5 inches. Researchers estimate that fewer than 5,000 men on earth have a penis 11 inches or larger.

Additionally, early in July 2014 a news story broke about a man who has a 10 inch penis and wanted a larger penis, so he had surgery.  To see the pictures (flaccid before and after) and to find out more, read about it here on our blog.  http://wp.me/p4dDEz-13T

The black dick myth is a slightly true

The Kinsey Report verified the longstanding rumor that black men have larger penises than white men.  The average black male’s hard-on measures 6.3 inches, while the white man  6.2 inches.  Certainly, the belief in the well-endowment of the African race has an extensive history. But is it justified by the facts? Going strictly by the Kinsey data, which still remains one of the most exhaustive studies on penis size to date, the average white male has a penis measuring 6.2 inches long and 3.7 inches around, whereas the average black male has a penis 6.3 by 3.8 inches, for a difference of 0.1 inches–not what you’d call statistically significant. When it came to flaccid length, however, blacks fared a little better: 4.3 inches long, versus 4.0 inches for white males. So it may be, therefore, that while those of African heritage appear larger initially, under actual working conditions things tend to even out. You should consider this a tentative hypothesis rather than a scientific fact, as there were only 59 black respondents to the survey, versus 2,500 for whites.

14 Gallons of cum

The average man shoots one to two teaspoons of cum per orgasm. During his life, he will cum over 7,000 times, resulting in 14 gallons of jizz, give or take a few drops. Each load contains approximately seven calories, and each spurt whizzes through the air at around 28 MPH.

Longest distance for a money shot

Medical researchers once recorded a man whose wad sailed a staggering 11.7 feet.

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