250 phrases/another word for dick


Penile Euphemisms

What’s in a name?  It appears that  the word “Penis” may have more synonyms than any other word in the English language. Some of them are downright silly.  Admittedly, some are a bit obscure but a penis by any name us still a “deep-V-diver”.   So, here’s a list 250!

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ACTION JACKSON
Adolph
Albino Cave Dweller
ALBINO CAVE DWELLER
APPLE-HEADED MONSTER
baby-arm
baby-maker
BALD HERMIT
BALONEY PONY
BAVARIAN BEEFSTICK
beaver basher
BEAVER BUSTER
BEEF BUGLE
beef whistle
bell on a pole
BIG JAKE THE ONE-EYED SNAKE
BILBO BAGGINS
bishop
BLOOD-ENGORGED MAYONNAISE CANNON
BLOW POP
BOB DOLE
BONE PHONE
boomstick
BOWLEGGED SWAMP DONKEY
braciole
bratwurst
BREAKFAST BURRITO
burrito
BUSHWHACKER
candle
CAPTAIN WINKY
CATTLE PROD
CHICKSICLE
choad
chopper
CHOWDER DUMPER
chub
chubby
cock
COCK-A-DOODLE-DO-YA
CORNDOG
cranny axe
CRIMSON CHITLIN’
cum gun
custard launcher
CYCLOPS
dagger
DANGLING PARTICIPLE
deep-V diver
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
DINGUS
dink
dipstick
disco stick
dog head
DOLPHIN
dong
donger
DOODLE DANDY
dork
DOUGHNUT HOLDER
dragon
drum stick
dude piston
Easy Rider
eggroll
EL CAPITAN
Excalibur
EXCALIBUR
FALLOPIAN FIDDLER
fang
ferret
fire hose
FLAPDOODLE
flesh flute
flesh tower
FLESHY WINNEBAGO
froto
fuck rod
FUCKSTICK
fudge sickle
fun stick
GASH MALLET
GHERKIN
GIGGLE-STICK
gigi
groin
GULLY-RAKER
HE WHO MUST BE OBEYED
heat-seeking moisture missile
HEAT-SEEKING MOISTURE MISSILE
HOG
HOMEWRECKER
HOMO ERECTUS
hose
jackhammer
Jimmy
John
John Thomas
Johnson
JOJO THE CIRCUS CLOWN
joystick
junk
kickstand
KIDNEY-SCRAPER
king sebastian
knob
KOJAK
krull the warrior king
lap rocket
leaky hose
LICKIN’ STICK
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
LITTLE WILLY
lizard
longfellow
love muscle
love rod
love stick
luigi
manhood
mayo shooting hotdog gun
meat constrictor
meat injection
MEAT MUSKET
meat popsicle
meat stick
meat thermometer
member
MENSTRUAL MINER
meter long king kong dong
microphone
middle stump
Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
MR. CLEAN
Mr. Knish
MR. MOJO RISIN’
MUSCLE OF LOVE
mushroom head
mutton
NEBUCHADNEZZAR
netherrod
OLD BLIND BOB
old boy
old fellow
old man
ONE-EYED JACK
one-eyed monster
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake
one-eyed wonder weasel
one-eyed yogurt slinger
OVARIAN POOL STICK
PAJAMA PYTHON
pecker
Pedro
peepee
Percy
peter
Pied Piper
Pig skin bus
pink oboe
piss weasle
piston
plug
pnor
poinswatter
popeye
pork sword
prick
private eye
private part
PURPLE-HEADED WOMB BROOM
purple-headed yogurt flinger
purple-helmeted warrior of love
quiver bone
Ramburglar
RECTUM ROOTER
rod
rod of pleasure
roundhead
sausage
schlong
schlong dongadoodle
SCHLONGMASTER 2000
schmeckel
schmuck, shmuck
schnitzel
schwanz
schwartz
sebastianic sword
shaft
short arm
single barrelled pump action bollock yogurt shotgun
skin flute
SNAPPER SLAPPER
soldier
spawn hammer
SQUIRMIN’ HERMAN THE ONE-EYED GERMAN
steamin’ semen truck
stick shift
STRUMPET THUMPER
surfboard
TACO WARMER
TALLYWHACKER
Tan Bannana
tassle
third leg
thumper
thunderbird 3
THUNDERSTICK
thundersword
tinker
todger
tonk
tool
trouser snake
TROUSER TROMBONE
tubesteak
twig (& berries)
twinkie
vein
VERGA
VERVE PIPE
VLAD THE IMPALER
wand
wang
wang doodle
wanger
wanker
wee wee
WEE WILLY WINKY
WHAMMY BAR
whoopie stick
WHORE THERMOMETER
wick
wiener
Wiener Schnitzel
WIGGLE STICK
willy
wing dang doodle
winkie
WOMB BROOM
WONGUS
yingyang
yogurt gun
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A quirky, opinionated gay guy who offends both liberal and conservatives.

Posted on July 15, 2014, in Sexy Info, Sexy NSFW and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Comments Off on 250 phrases/another word for dick.

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