Something for the Lesbians: If You Don’t Go Down, You Gotta Wonder Why

If You Don’t Go Down, You Gotta Wonder Why – by Jenny Block


“Sweetheart, that’s all very nice, but if you’re not going to eat pussy, you’re not a dyke,” a lesbian character on Sex and the City famously tells Charlotte, who, upon being asked if she’s a lesbian, has answered that she is not but loves the “company” of women.

I have to agree with the lesbian. Anything short of eating pussy is simply being besties. And that’s all well and good, but girls, you gotta go down.

“Why?” you ask. “Who are you to tell me what lesbian sex looks like?”

And so I must reply, “Why wouldn’t you?”

When it comes to lesbians and gays, the differences between the ruling stereotypes are amazing. The former are undersexed, the latter oversexed, the theory goes. The club scene and Grindr for the boys, and harrowing stories of lesbian bed death for the girls. Not OK. But where’s the truth?

Well, lesbian bed death isn’t my reality, and I have plenty of gay friends who spend more time watching Dora and driving carpool than minding Scruff and dominating the dance floor. So, as always, the truth lies somewhere in between.

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Posted on April 26, 2014, in Dating, Lifestyle and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Comments Off on Something for the Lesbians: If You Don’t Go Down, You Gotta Wonder Why.

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