Suck on this: Penis-Shaped Popsicles That Explode In Your Mouth Hit The Swedish Ice Cream Market


Exploding Penis shaped popsicles?? Oh wow…. Some people see it’s no big deal, some have laughed it off, and other have complained.  I say, WTF not??

It’s shaped like a rocket. You put it in your mouth and, after a few minutes of sucking, something creamy oozes out from the center. Sound familiar?

The new fruity-flavored X-Pop promises just that. The phallic-looking popsicle is currently being marketed in Sweden and offers a sweet sherbet center that “pops” in your mouth when bitten into. The end of the popsicle looks strikingly similar to the tip of a penis. More specifically, a penis suffering from a mad outbreak of genital warts.

GB Glace, Sweden’s largest ice-cream maker and creator of the X-Pop, maintains that it doesn’t see any similarities between the X-Pop and a disease-ridden penis. And that whole creamy center thing? Quit reading so much into it. It’s just a popsicle, for chrissake.

“In several interviews they continue to claim that they have no idea what people are talking about,” Swedish journalist Erik Carlsson told Daily Dot in an email. “They just see it as a normal popsicle.”

But consumers beg to differ.

“They have made an ice-cream dildo!” one person wrote on the company’s Facebook wall.

“It’s a little bit kinky to eat the top of the ice cream because it ‘pops’ in your mouth,” another reviewer said.

Whatever the case, one thing is certain: The X-Pop serves as a great practice tool for blossoming, young homosexuals. And the warty tip is a good reminder to always practice safe-sex. Educational and delicious. Now that’s something we could wrap our lips around!

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A Swedish ice-cream maker insists it doesn’t understand the fuss surrounding its new icy pole, which has become a viral hit thanks to its suggestive shape.

The X-Pop is intended to look like a rocket, with sherbet that “pops” in the mouth when someone bites into it, according to the product’s description.

But those who’ve tried the snack are amused by its resemblance to a penis, according to the Daily Dot.

“When I opened it I died of laughter,” wrote one mother on the Facebook page of GB Glace, the company that sells the X-Pop.

“They have made an ice-cream dildo!”

But GB Glace has repeatedly claimed innocence, maintaining it doesn’t see any similarity between the X-Pop and the male appendage.

X-Pop ice-cream (Instagram/@sophieperssonn)

“In several interviews [GB Glace] continue to claim that they have no idea what people are talking about,” Swedish journalist Erik Carlsson told the Daily Dot.

“They just see it as a normal popsicle.”

GB Glace, the largest ice-cream maker in Sweden, is owned by Unilever, the same multinational company that owns Australian ice-cream brand Streets.

In 2005, the GB Glace came under fire for releasing a liquorice-flavoured black-and-white ice-cream called Nogger Black.

The company also brushed off those complaints as “no big deal”, according to The Local.

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