Wake-Up Vibe, The Alarm Clock Vibrator, Promises Morning Orgasms (VIDEO)
Even though the item is “intended” for women, I know gay men have been using items “intended for women” for years. It’s a vibrator/alarm clock hybrid called the Wake-Up Vibe. Set the timer, put it in your underwear and when the time comes, you… well… you get the idea.
While the alarm might wake you up, the orgasms from the advertised six levels of vibration might keep you in bed a little longer than you planned, the product’s website says.
“Be careful of being late,” it warns. “It’s addictive.”
In case you don’t feel like waiting until morning, the device offers a manual mode for more immediate stimulation.
The device is sleek, curved and comes in three colors — almost like a new product from Apple. And while the Wake-Up Vibe may sound like a hoax (especially given the grammatical mistakes on the product’s website), it’s listed as currently available on Amazon.com, where it’s selling for between $91.15 and $96.25, depending on the color.