Man crashes car in Philadelphia and pleasures himself? And the swiss cheese masturbator?


There has been a story update since my original posting.  The Swiss Cheese masturbator has been arrested.  See the update here: https://mylunaticravings.wordpress.com/2014/03/05/update-police-arrest-philadelphias-infamous-swiss-cheese-masturbator/

What the F**K is going on in Philadelphia? So, After Crashing Into Crown Fried Chicken, Man Strips, Pleasures Himself. (Video below!) Oh and there’s a SWISS CHEESE MASTURBATOR?? (See more below…)

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Video of it here: Man Crashes Car and Pleasures himself

More details about the car crash and report here: http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/#.Uuhl88F7pYs.facebook

And of course, if that wasn’t enough, Philadelphia Searching For Swiss Cheese Masturbator (who is sought out by cops)  after a number of women have filed complaints with police stating that he has driven up to them in parking lots and exposed himself while asking to be masturbated with a slice of Swiss cheese.  More about that at: http://gawker.com/philadelphia-searching-for-swiss-cheese-masturbator-1499378012

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No one should be that guy.

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Posted on January 28, 2014, in News & Politics and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. There has been a story update since my original posting. The Swiss Cheese masturbator has been arrested. See the update here: https://mylunaticravings.wordpress.com/2014/03/05/update-police-arrest-philadelphias-infamous-swiss-cheese-masturbator/

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