Man crashes car in Philadelphia and pleasures himself? And the swiss cheese masturbator?
There has been a story update since my original posting. The Swiss Cheese masturbator has been arrested. See the update here: https://mylunaticravings.wordpress.com/2014/03/05/update-police-arrest-philadelphias-infamous-swiss-cheese-masturbator/
What the F**K is going on in Philadelphia? So, After Crashing Into Crown Fried Chicken, Man Strips, Pleasures Himself. (Video below!) Oh and there’s a SWISS CHEESE MASTURBATOR?? (See more below…)
Video of it here: Man Crashes Car and Pleasures himself
More details about the car crash and report here: http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/#.Uuhl88F7pYs.facebook
And of course, if that wasn’t enough, Philadelphia Searching For Swiss Cheese Masturbator (who is sought out by cops) after a number of women have filed complaints with police stating that he has driven up to them in parking lots and exposed himself while asking to be masturbated with a slice of Swiss cheese. More about that at: http://gawker.com/philadelphia-searching-for-swiss-cheese-masturbator-1499378012
No one should be that guy.